Happy Birthday Zombie / Vampire / Bad Guy Slayer

Survival isn’t about brute force; it’s about quick thinking and solid gear. Gifts like these give you both. Now go make me proud. -Lara Croft

Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse?

I sure hope so

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  2. I’m ready. To blind some zombies with a freakishly bright flashlight and shoot them with some holy points mother fuckaaaaaaaassssssss.

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